Your goal is simple. Earn enough money to finally move out of your mom’s house. How you do it? That’s up to you…Try your luck at the casino, go all in on crypto, or befriend some shady characters! Just remember—you can lose everything just as fast, and when that happens…Honest work? A nightmare. But sometimes it’s the only option. Mow lawns, scrub toilets, or work at the garbage sorting facility—earn slowly, but honestly!Short on cash for rent? Pick up a side gig dancing at a strip club. Completely broke? Challenge your mom to a fistfight!Life isn’t just about work. Hit the gym, paint some pictures, or befriend a goldfish so you don’t lose your mind.In this world, nothing is normal. Dialogues drip with dark humor, characters balance on the edge of absurdity, and at every step you’ll be asking yourself: “WTF?!”<h3>What’s Inside?</h3><ul><li>A wild storyline packed with absurd choices and unpredictable consequences</li><li>A unique mix of 2D and 3D tasks, a fully interactive room, and Mervin’s command center – his Doors XD computer</li><li>Dozens of absurd mini-games inspired by Mervin’s most ridiculous jobs and side hustles</li><li>Managing Mervin’s needs such as sleep, hunger, and bladder (beware, he can be moody!)</li><li>Room customization and a progression system shaping your chaotic lifestyle</li><li>Black humor dialogues and a cast of bizarre, over-the-top characters</li><li>Everyday activities to (barely) keep Mervin sane: gym, painting, weird hobbies, and much more</li><li>A crazy blend of simulation, comedy, and the painful struggle of adult life</li></ul><h3>Add Nerd Simulator to your wishlist and get ready for the weirdest adulthood simulation ever…</h3>

你的目标很简单：赚够足够的钱，终于搬出妈妈的家。怎么做到？随你决定……在赌场试运气，全部押注加密货币，或者结交一些阴暗人物！只要记住——你也可能会瞬间失去一切，而当那时……正当工作？噩梦。但有时这是唯一的选择。割草、擦马桶，或在垃圾分拣站工作——慢慢赚，却是踏实的！租金短缺？去脱衣俱乐部跳舞兼职。彻底破产？向你妈挑衅拳击！生活不只是工作。去健身房，画点画，或者养条金鱼防止疯掉。在这个世界里，没有什么是正常的。对白充满黑色幽默，角色徘徊在荒诞的边缘，你每一步都会自问：“这到底是怎么回事？！”<h3>游戏内容？</h3><ul><li>充满荒诞选择和不可预测后果的狂野剧情</li><li>独特融合2D与3D任务的玩法，全互动房间，以及Mervin的指挥中心——他的Doors XD电脑</li><li>数十款受Mervin最荒唐工作和副业启发的荒诞小游戏</li><li>管理Mervin的需求，例如睡眠、饥饿和小便（小心，他情绪多变！）</li><li>房间自定义与进度系统，塑造你的混乱生活方式</li><li>黑色幽默对白以及一群离奇夸张的角色</li><li>日常活动（勉强）维持Mervin理智：健身、绘画、奇怪爱好等</li><li>疯狂混合模拟、喜剧以及成人生活的痛苦挣扎</li></ul><h3>将 Nerd Simulator 加入愿望单，准备体验有史以来最怪异的成人模拟……</h3>

Forty years old, no savings, no plan, and a mom who waits for rent every single week. Welcome to Mervin’s world – the adulthood simulator where every task spirals out of control faster than you can blink.About the GameYour goal is simple. Earn enough money to finally move out of your mom’s house. How you do it? That’s up to you…Try your luck at the casino, go all in on crypto, or befriend some shady characters! Just remember—you can lose everything just as fast, and when that happens…Honest work? A nightmare. But sometimes it’s the only option. Mow lawns, scrub toilets, or work at the garbage sorting facility—earn slowly, but honestly!Short on cash for rent? Pick up a side gig dancing at a strip club. Completely broke? Challenge your mom to a fistfight!Life isn’t just about work. Hit the gym, paint some pictures, or befriend a goldfish so you don’t lose your mind.In this world, nothing is normal. Dialogues drip with dark humor, characters balance on the edge of absurdity, and at every step you’ll be asking yourself: “WTF?!”What’s Inside?A wild storyline packed with absurd choices and unpredictable consequencesA unique mix of 2D and 3D tasks, a fully interactive room, and Mervin’s command center – his Doors XD computerDozens of absurd mini-games inspired by Mervin’s most ridiculous jobs and side hustlesManaging Mervin’s needs such as sleep, hunger, and bladder (beware, he can be moody!)Room customization and a progression system shaping your chaotic lifestyleBlack humor dialogues and a cast of bizarre, over-the-top charactersEveryday activities to (barely) keep Mervin sane: gym, painting, weird hobbies, and much moreA crazy blend of simulation, comedy, and the painful struggle of adult lifeAdd Nerd Simulator to your wishlist and get ready for the weirdest adulthood simulation ever…

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